The gents over at Funny or Die sent us a couple of disturbingly alluring pieces from their joint (links here and here). 
They feature a couple of Europe’s finest exports – namely Kelly Brook
and Oscar winner Marion Cotillard – hawking a couple of products that
would either make life better for all mankind…or snuff all mankind out
entirely via copious traffic accident.  You can check out the
clips below.

And thanks to Greg and the fine humans at Funny or Die.

Kelly Brook’s Cameltoe Shows from Kelly Brook



Forehead Tittaes w/ Marion Cotillard from Marion Cotillard