It’s no secret that CHUD has entered a new era.  We’re moving forward and growing by leaps and bounds and we’ve already started bringing you the awesome with more surprises in store.  But, while we’re all for celebrating the long life of the New Flesh, it never hurts to take a look back and celebrate the things we’ve done in the past.  Things like Lists.  They’re a tremendous part of CHUD’s identity and we’ve lost count of how many of you guys have cited them as the reason you got on board with us in the first place.  We’ve done a lot of them – some forgotten, some still mentioned in almost every forum discussion – all of them fun.  So we’re bringing them back.  And what better time than now that our first list under the new regime is well under-way?  So – every Friday we’ll publish a freshly-put-together index of every list we’ve ever done – our Remastered Special Editions, if you will.  Plus, we’ll have a few surprises along the way.  So, without further ado…


Ten Great Bad Giant Monster Movies
Originally Posted in 2008
Featured Writers:  Nick Nunziata



Day One:  Legend of Dinosaurs and Monster Birds
If I Ran The Marketing:  “Maybe we should bomb Japan once more, just to be sure.”



Day Two:  Space Amoeba
If I Ran the Marketing: “You will believe giant crabs, squids, and turtles can barely function!”



Day Three:  Monster From A Prehistoric Planet
If I Ran the Marketing: “Ever been pelted by stones thrown by Jesus?”



Day Four:  Yongary, Monster From the Deep
If I Ran the Marketing: “Put your memories of Godzilla in your ass and shit them onto your daughter’s chest!”



Day Five:  Attack of the Monsters
If I Ran the Marketing: “Someone just puked on your hands!”



Day Six:  Destroy All Planets
If I Ran the Marketing: “I Fucked Your Father Through Your Mother!”



Day Seven:  Frankenstein Conquers the World
If I Ran the Marketing: “Watch Two Large Pussies Fail At Everything They Try!”



Day Eight:  Q The Winged Serpent
If I Ran the Marketing: “You’ll Die Knowing Nothing About Aztec Gods!”



Day Nine:  The Three Worlds of Gulliver
If I Ran the Marketing: “You Know What? FUCK GULLIVER.”



Day Ten:  The Giant Claw
If I Ran the Marketing: “They Didn’t Even Have The Enthusiasm To Add Punctuation To Their Tagline!”

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