Holy hell, people. What did we do to deserve this?

The full theatrical trailer for True Grit has just gone online on Yahoo! Movies, and those of you who thought it couldn’t get better than the teaser were wrong, wrong, wrong. It’s interesting to see that there doesn’t seem to be a person around that seems to mind that they’re remaking this classic film, but then again, it’s the Coen Brothers. If anyone’s earned the benefit of the doubt by now… well, just watch.

Just to make it handy for you (since you’ll want to listen to the full thing a dozen times after that trailer) here’s Johnny Cash’s God’s Gonna Cut You Down.

True Grit hits on December 25th. Santa don’t owe you shit.