What

follows
is a scattershot bit of random thoughts, links, and images that

showcase
the lunacy that exists in the entertainment world and beyond.

Folks
who remember my old missives from the old Steady Leak articles

should
find this kind of stuff familiar. Folks seemed to get a kick out

of
the first installment, and each Wednesday should fall victim to

another
installment. Don’t expect anything deep here but something may

tickle
your fancy.

ASSORTED DUMB SHIT


1. Simbalism.


Photo by Andrea Rothe.


I think sets a very good example for you boys and girls. You pull a penis enough and the right way and you get a reward.


2. (Susan) Smith & Lessons.


Photo by Andrea Rothe.



Things I learned from this:

  • Yie Ar Kung Fu injuries still happen.
  • Some dudes just walk the fuck away from their kids like a gunslinger when the mood strikes.
  • Gray aliens do pull-ups to strengthen their arms for abduction drills.


3. “So Mountain is his first name…”


Photo by Andrea Rothe.



Look at the utter lack of passion for their drinks!



4. Vehicular Spermacide.


Photo by Andrea Rothe.


I’ll go from hating to loving this person if they wreck and their car turns into a cannoli, all John Spartan style.


5. Excellent choice for a drive-by.


Photo by Andrea Rothe.



I’ve had this denial thing going on, thinking that there aren’t any real Justin Bieber fans and that he’s like this Twitter bot that is kind of a virus that that takes on the persona of a CGI moppet/meme/nightmare but of no consequence in reality. Then cold splashes against my tired face in the form of photos like this and thousands of horrible teen magazines at the bookstore.

Being old sucks.

6. There’s a problem with this?


Photo by Drew Dietch.


Way to ruin it for everyone, Rawhead Rex!


7. Worst crusade ever.


Photo by Evan Dickson.


The ‘murder’ WAS the justice, idiots!


8. Coming this fall to Nickelodeon!


Photo by Jeremy Kinney.


The Network Pitch: ‘It’s basically Animaniacs with an accent and dead eyes.’

9. If a bird ain’t screamin’ you ain’t doin’ your job.


Photo by Joe Poulson.


“I’m looking for smallest parrots.”


“You’re in luck, and let me tell you… these are entelligent.”



“You mean smarter than smart?”


“They are so entelligent that they outsmart their own dumb. And I’ve taught them sixteen non-scream words.”



“What if I need some screamers? I’m a huge fan of parrots with broadcast voice.”


“Well these are a special low decibel breed, but I’m going to give you a discount for the pair that is the exact price of buying them separate.”



“Well I still have my ability to scream. YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”


10. We got the Dick Lion in the first picture and now we got…


Photo by John Makarewicz.


You know Dick Tiger’s a boxer because he got so much ribbing as a child. It’s hard not to get in fights when you’re named after the terrible penis of a wildcat. But few know that Dick Tiger was a docile man and after being defeated by the popular Gene Fullmer (birth name Panther Nutz) he retired to a quiet life under the low profile assumed name of Oyster Pussy.

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