This isn’t legit news by any stretch, but we’d all be lying if we pretended we don’t love bitching and speculating about shit like this, so why kid ourselves? Heat Vision claims to have gotten the scoop on the actresses Spider Man rebooter Marc Webb has been calling in for auditions. What is somewhat news-esque about the report is that these girls are reading for the film’s love interest, but not for Mary Jane. So… Gwen Stacy? Black Cat? New character?

Here’s the line-up of leading lady hopefuls. As those bards of the Sunset Strip Mötley Crüe once said, “girls, girls, girls.”

Lily Collins (The Blind Side)


Ophelia Lovibond (Nowhere Boy)


Imogen Poots (Fright Night remake)

Kate Winslet called, she wants her DNA back.

Teresa Palmer (The Sorcerer’s Apprentice)


Emma Roberts (Eric Robert’s loins)


Heat Vision also reports that Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Scott Pilgrim) had been in the running but has been cut. If you think that means I’m not gonna post a pic of her, well then friendo, you are mistaken.