While morons get worked up about a mosque near Ground Zero, nobody is paying attention to the real horror in our midst: Vampires Suck. The latest film from the human crab lice duo of Friedberg and Seltzer, Vampires Suck takes on the Twilight phenomenon. And it’ll make money. Plenty of it – much more than its meager budget, anyway. Why? Because of assholes like the people featured in the video below. If you know one of these people, please ostracize them: