CBS announced all of its fall premiere dates today (via

Wednesday, Sept. 15

8:00-9:00 PM SURVIVOR: NICARAGUA (21st Edition Premiere)

Monday, Sept. 20

8:00-8:30 PM HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER (6th Season Premiere)

8:30-9:00 PM RULES OF ENGAGEMENT (5th Season Premiere)

9:00-9:30 PM TWO AND A HALF MEN (8th Season Premiere)

9:30-10:00 PM MIKE & MOLLY (Series Debut)

10:00-11:00 PM HAWAII FIVE-0 (Series Debut)

Tuesday, Sept. 21

8:00-9:00 PM NCIS (8th Season Premiere)

9:00-11:00 PM NCIS: LOS ANGELES (2nd Season Premiere)

Wednesday, Sept. 22

9:00-10:00 PM CRIMINAL MINDS (6th Season Premiere)

10:00-11:00 PM THE DEFENDERS (Series Debut)

Thursday, Sept. 23

8:00-8:30 PM THE BIG BANG THEORY (4th Season Premiere)

8:30-9:00 PM $#*! MY DAD SAYS (Series Debut)

9:00-10:00 PM CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION (11th Season Premiere)

10:00-11:00 PM THE MENTALIST (3rd Season Premiere)

Friday, Sept. 24

8:00-9:00 PM MEDIUM (2nd Season Premiere on CBS)

9:00-10:00 PM CSI: NY (7th Season Premiere)

10:00-11:00 PM BLUE BLOODS (Series Debut)

Saturday, Sept. 25



10:00-11:00 PM 48 HOURS MYSTERY (Season Premiere)

Sunday, Sept. 26

7:30-8:30 PM 60 MINUTES (43rd Season Premiere)

8:30-10:00 PM THE AMAZING RACE (17th Edition Premiere)

10:00-11:00 PM UNDERCOVER BOSS (2nd Season Premiere)

Tuesday, Sept. 28

10:00-11:00 PM THE GOOD WIFE (2nd Season Premiere)

Sunday, Oct. 3

8:00-9:00 PM THE AMAZING RACE (Time Period Premiere)

9:00-10:00 PM UNDERCOVER BOSS (Time Period Premiere)

10:00-11:00 PM CSI: MIAMI (9th Season Premiere)

A couple of things got my attention here:

1. Survivor: Nicaragua.  Apparently people are still watching, though I don’t know who.  Change it up just a little and maybe I’d give it another go after ten years.  Give me Survivor: Afghanistan or change up the climate with  Survivor: Baffin Island or something…anything new.

2. Why am I just slightly interested in seeing The Defenders…before it gets canceled that is?

3. The synopsis for Mike & Molly scares the shit out of me (via Wikipedia): The series, set in Chicago, follows two overweight people — Mike Biggs, a police officer who wants to shed some pounds, and Molly Flynn, a fourth-grade teacher who wants to embrace her curves — who meet at an Overeaters Anonymous group and become an unlikely pair.

4. Kaley Cuoco is still hot.