Are you one of those people who were experienced suicidal thoughts when Avatar ended its theatrical run and you believed you could never again re-enter Pandora on the big screen? James Cameron wants to save your life. He (along with Fox) is rereleasing Avatar on August 27th, with eight more minutes of 3D Pandora action.

The rerelease will be ONLY in 3D, so fuck your one-eyed mother. She’s staying home and weeping to the Blu-Ray version. I imagine that  this rerelease could be become a regular thing, the way that movies like The Wizard of Oz or Gone With the Wind would return to theaters again and again in the days before home video. It will also help distract audiences from realizing that the movie, when removed from the immersive theatrical experience, is sort of a dud.