The article title isn’t a joke.. at least, it’s not my joke.
If they were really ready to get that retarded, they should have gone with FIveNAL DESTINATION.
Fivenal Destination, which will be directed by James Cameron protege and 3D wiz Steven Quale, has been confirmed by Bloody Disgusting to open with a suspension bridge collapse. So there.
It would be cool if this newest sequel could be the opposite of boring.
Behind every great book adaptation is a forgettable first try. — By Ryan Covey