Now that a remake of The Karate Kid is coming we ask – whatever
happened to Ralph Macchio? It turns out that he grew up well-adjusted,
got married, became happy and lives as a decent man.
Which
is terrible for his career.
The latest fake trailer from Funny or
Die is Wax On,
Fuck Off,
in which Macchio tries to find some edge in order to bring his career
back from the dead. It’s kind of delightful.