Now that a remake of The Karate Kid is coming we ask – whatever
happened to Ralph Macchio? It turns out that he grew up well-adjusted,
got married, became happy and lives as a decent man.

Which
is terrible for his career.

The latest fake trailer from Funny or
Die is Wax On,
Fuck Off
,
in which Macchio tries to find some edge in order to bring his career
back from the dead. It’s kind of delightful.

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