Paul WS Anderson, the guy who thanks
God daily for Uwe Boll making him look good, is moving forward with his
3D Three
Musketeers (3D Musketeers anyone?!??!), and there’s a whole
shitload of casting announced for it. The Three Musketeers have been
found, and their D’Artagnan is in talks right now.
D’Artagnan is the young man who
leaves home to join the king’s forces, and Logan Lerman is in talks to
play the role. The movie’s September shoot date effectively takes him
out of the running for Spider-Man: The Teen Years, which I hear could be shooting in
October.
The
Musketeers themselves will be Ray Stevens (as Porthos), Luke Evans (as
Athos) and Matthew Macfadyen (as Aramis). Meanwhile Christoph Waltz
continues his villainous streak with a turn as Cardinal Richeliu, and
Mads Mikkelsen will be playing Rochefort.
It’s a really good cast, actually,
and it almost makes me excited to see it. And then I remember it’s PWS
Anderson! Oh well.