Chris Evans and Jeffrey Dean Morgan are in a movie with the hot as hell  Zoe Saldana that’s based on a a graphic novel called The Losers.

Did the deal that Chris Evans made with Satan to get work as an actor have some sort of fine print about comic book roles . . .

When I was about eleven I got Raiders of the Lost Ark on VHS and watched it over and over again until it broke. I would always watch the credits at the end and it made me laugh because there was a dude on the crew whose last name was FLICK but I had a small TV so it was hard to read and looked like FUCK.

What does that have to do with Chris Evans in THE LOSERS?  Nothing, but I lost interest in writing about a new Chris Evans movie about two paragraphs ago.

If you don’t believe me the trailer is here.