Nobody’s more sick of Star Wars than I am, but every once in a while a strange product arises from the vast sea of shitty Star Wars cash in items and it deserves more attention. Such an item is the Han Solo in Carbonite soap.

And if the soap itself wasn’t enough for you – and it’s vegan and scent-free – the manufacturer is, for a limited time, selling it in packaging written in the Star Wars Basic alphabet, Aurebesh. Nerdy!

Finally, some way to convince those sweaty, smelly cosplay Jedis to freshen up. Click here to order.