One of the stipulations from my gift of a starter homebrewing kit was that I had to get good at it and make a unique brew in celebration of when my baby is born. (It’s due in June.) Maybe pass out bottles like cigars. So far the names my friends and I have come up with are-

Babe Sapien Beer
Lil’ Alki Lager
Baby Ravioli Stout
Fetal Alcohol Ale

That last one’s my current fave, and I’d love to photoshop a little beer bottle onto a picture of the sonogram for the label. Tagline will likely be “When you’re drinking for two…”

Anyway, you can see what I’m going for. Think of any other silly names? Comment below- if I use yours for a batch I’ll send you a bottle.