I figured in addition to the large List of

columns that run a couple

times a month it’d be good to give folks a
daily dose, since

absolutely no shortage of dumb shit out there
in the world.

keep this thing going by sending your DUMBS to me
through THIS

please spread the word through your Tweets and Facebook and

Though CHUD.com’s not for everyone, stuff like this is!
03/24 – Urine Trouble.

Photo by Justin Matthews, submitted by Andrea Rothe.

Possibly the best art assignment ever.

POSITION WANTED: Artist to draw signs of the following: (clockwise) A Tiny Penised Man waiting for a Water Weird to finish its tirade; Werewolf relief; The Penitent Shit Shouter in all his glory; Rodin’s lesser known ‘The Stinker’.

In all seriousness, there needs to be very explicit instructions on how to use the toilet as judging by my experiences in public restrooms. Men [and from I’ve been told, women] abandon all semblance of couth, manners, and civility in public restrooms. Piss, shit, and THE UNKNOWN is everywhere.

In all silliness, there’s a penis on a sign! Amazing. Also, most signs exist because a human being did something to warrant the sign. At some instance in the past*, someone made piss in the direction of everything but the water. Someone went dogpiss, most likely not nearly as well as I do. Someone pissed vomit from their mouth, and someone casually squatted on the seat and bid adieu to their leavings. Someone did these four thing at one establishment. I almost feel bad for the place.

I also want to do a Piss Handstand there just so they need to head to the sign shop again.

* Trademark, Andrea Rothe.