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03/15 – Building a Redneck army one kitsch head at a time…

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You can’t be surprised whenever you wander into a gas station on those places between places where surprisingly people actually live. They are hollow, sad places that oftentimes are home to entire lives that either didn’t realize they could leave or people simply born into conditions that made it impossible to leave. You can’t be surprised, but you can damn sure be repelled.

A wall of baby alligator heads. Who thought this was a good idea?

“Son, I want to teach you something about life.”

“Yeah Dad.”

“Sometimes kids die. Lots of them at once. And their heads get cut off, glazed, and sold for a price to travelers.”

“Pass the macaroni.”