Wait, no one told me that redheads jump across chasms in The Twilight Saga… I feel like such an ass having ripped it all these years without that vital information.  There is a new trailer out for the next installment of The Worst Thing and I watched it. It’s funny how director David Slade can effortlessly segue from one asshole of the vampire spectrum to the other. In this trailer we get brooding young people talking about their feelings. We also get to see what Dakota Fanning looks like when deprived of food. We also get firsthand evidence that Tyler Lautner has the screen presence of an onion. Here’s the plot, for those of you who have avoided this series like a hard drive filled with child poon:

TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE, Bella once again finds herself surrounded by
danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a
malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge.  In the
midst of it all, she is forced to choose between Edward and Jacob —
knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the struggle
between vampire and werewolf.  With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with
the most important decision of her life.

That decision is “Do I go to Hot Topic before or after Starbucks?”

Don’t be afraid to be astonished by this amazing trailer.