It’s exceptionally NSFW. And it’s very long and sort of a boring mess and has an incredibly repetitive soundtrack. And it makes pornos look like they have production value. And nobody speaks because it’s inexplicably set in Germany. But other than that – it looks great!

Movieline has a sort of a rundown of the story behind Showgirls: The Return (good title, at least), so click over there to read up on it. I’ve stolen one of their pictures of the 9 Best Shots in the trailer.

Click here to watch the trailer. Remember, it’s NSFW, and right from the start.