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02/18 – Looks like I’m going shopping…

Photo by Clay Young.

This is misleading. Upon reading this I flew overseas and liberated an entire village of captive orphans. Kids that didn’t have a future now do. Now I feel like an idiot because I could have gotten one sans surcharge and saved all the money I spent on travel and David Caruso and our weapons.

The lesson, reading comprehension. This was an offer, not a command.