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02/17 – You mean hooks, right?

Photo by Clay Young.

The good thing is that they’re not overdoing it with the font size and going the sensationalism route.

The woman in question probably doesn’t want to be known as RAPE TERROR SALLY but rather felt it wise to share her story in helping inform the rest of the world of the dangers of Somalian Piracy [take a look here for the documented extent] so that others weren’t rapiered too. Instead what could have been poignant and sobering is given the same approach as SATAN’S FACE APPEARS IN MASHED POTATOES or CLAUDIA SCHIFFER’S SNATCH SHOWS ITS FACE DURING LIMO EXIT!