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02/10 – “Not sure if it tastes like pineapple or a Honduran’s trachea drizzle.”
Photo by Dave Feltham.
That’s a bit vague for me. There’s a lot of empty room on that sign. Could have easily specified which regions these exotic elixers originate from instead of just ethnic juices*. It’s not only semi-racist but also bad merchandising. I personally am always in the market for some Scandanavian Sipping Pulp but am often at a loss for where to look, usually settling for a can of Chunky Asian Sauce, Czechy Karo, or a bottle of Nazi Nectar.
Instead, we get more generic bullshit. Thanks for nothing.
*Ethnic Juices – Great HALO name.