EA’s newest video game, Dante’s Inferno [official site], is an epic descent through Dante Alighieri’s nine circles of hell – limbo, lust, gluttony, greed, anger, heresy, violence, fraud and treachery. At a blazing-fast 60 frames per second, each circle features unique environments, all new creatures, terrifying demons, story elements and are scored distinctly to set a tone that fits each circle of sinners.
But, in case you can’t go to Hell and you own an Xbox 360 perhaps you’d like to win one from us! Yep, we here at the Sewer have a handful of these delights, one of them possibly with your name on it [especially if your name is Dante].
Here’s how to get in the running:
In Dante’s Inferno there are Nine Circles of Hell. Because of that I will offer nine questions that you must answer and put in an email sent FROM THE LINK BELOW AND INCLUDING YOUR MAILING ADDRESS. You must answer these questions well, for at the other end of your journey salvation could lie.
Or torment. But still it’ll be a journey worth taking.
What video game’s controls are you most adept with? For example, if you were forced to bend backwards and shimmy under a pole…
Who was the first actor or actress who made you stir in the loins?
What film made you the hungriest while watching?
If you found out it was down to yourself and another person in the final running for a copy of this game, how would you ensure you were the victor?
Hey look, The Lucky Nightsticks’ Lobster’s on Jango Radio! It’s not horrible, right?
Which violent moment in a film shattered you the most with its effectiveness?
Which video game arrived with the most hype and least reward?
Who in the world represents the biggest threat?
DO NOT ENTER THE CONTEST IN THE TALKBACK BELOW. NOT ONLY WILL YOU BE GUARANTEED YOU DON’T WIN, PEOPLE WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU.