I figured in addition to the large List of Dumb
columns that run a couple of times a month it’d be good to give folks a
daily dose, since there’s absolutely no shortage of dumb shit out there
in the world. Help keep this thing going by sending your DUMBS to me
through THIS LINK.
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01/29 – “Shuriken buy your product!”

Photo by Carl Kampmeyer.

They never tell you the fine print.

Ninja – $0.00
Daily Ninja Biscuits – $14.00
Ninja Toilet Paper – $4.00
Ninja Leash – $4.29
Ninja Insurance – $16,000/year
Ninja Sharpener – $3.00
Ninja To – $649.99
Silly Two-Toed Ninja Shoes – $49.99
 and last but not least…

Inevitable Legal Battle for When Ninja Kills Bus Driver – $400,000.00