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columns that run a couple of times a month it’d be good to give folks a
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01/26 – The ONLY product for Android Pits & Balls.

Photo by Clay Young.

“I have massive hair on my balls. Tons of hair I don’t want or need. Problem is, I need a razor that tells me where those areas are because frankly with the government being in such disarray I often forget the directions to my balls. Also, if they could tell me where my armpits are it’d be a huge load off. I know they’re under my arm somewhere…”