I figured in addition to the large List of Dumb
columns that run a couple of times a month it’d be good to give folks a
daily dose, since there’s absolutely no shortage of dumb shit out there
in the world. Help keep this thing going by sending your DUMBS to me
through THIS LINK.
Also, please spread the word through your Tweets and Facebook and
MySpace updates. Though CHUD.com’s not for everyone, stuff like this is!
01/26 – The ONLY product for Android Pits & Balls.
Photo by Clay Young.
“I have massive hair on my balls. Tons of hair I don’t want or need. Problem is, I need a razor that tells me where those areas are because frankly with the government being in such disarray I often forget the directions to my balls. Also, if they could tell me where my armpits are it’d be a huge load off. I know they’re under my arm somewhere…”
