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01/20 – “And you cocksuckers can join us for dinner!”

Photo by Nick Nunziata.

There’s plenty of room there to spell out ‘Monday’ and ‘Friday’, which would have been nice because when I see MF I get hot and bothered and want to give someone the bum’s rush.

By the way, there are very few terms as amazing as ‘the bum’s rush’.