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12/28 – Our society in a nutshell.

Photo by Dan Herald.

You’re gold. You’re the best. You’re worthy of a Frank Stallone song.

And you fuck up, even if your fuck up has nothing at all to do with what made you the best in the first place. Something private.

Too bad. You’re zinc. You’re the worst. You’re Frank Stallone.