Anytime nowadays when I get a mysterious package in the mail I’m incredibly tentative to open it, and it’s all because of the horrible ordeal I endured in the name of Dante’s Inferno. I generally look around for hidden switches or triggers that will engulf me in the firey sounds of hell and have a hammer nearby so I can stop it before it begins.

Today I got another such unmarked package. Inside the Fedex box was a white gift box wrapped up in a bow, very pretty and cute and with a huge bloodstain dripping from a corner. This is what I found when I opened it up…



If there ever were awards for best marketing, the Dante’s Inferno team would certainly win it. God bless us, every one.