Move aside, Cho Aniki, there’s a new champion in town. Muscle March is a new title developed by Namco Bandai for the Wii’s WiiWare service, and it seems that the culprits of Katamari Damacy have truly outdone themselves. Muscle March is just awesomely gay.
In the downloadable title you play a muscleman who has his protein powder stolen by nefarious musclebound thieves. In order to get it back and bulk up accordingly you have to run after them and use the Wii remote and nunchuck to recreate poses to fit through holes in walls. It’s sort oflike that cleverly titled Japanese game show Hole in the Wall. You’ll have to adapt certain muscleman poses as fast as you can and… oh hell, just watch.
Expect to question your sexuality on WiiWare soon.