It’s a slow news day. People are writing about a new Hawkman movie (which has been in development for years, and about which no new details are available) or about the official synopsis for Scott Pilgrim vs The World (which has been up on the official site for 8 months), but rather than waste time with that crap I’ll keep working on my Sherlock Holmes review… and share with you this bit of Kirk/Spock slashfic. Obviously Kirk/Spock is the oldest slashfic in the universe, but this has a new aspect: it’s a re-edit of Zachary Quinto’s reading of the Star Trek movie novelization by Alan Dean Foster. Yes, this is Spock telling a filthy Kirk/Spock sex story in his own voice. It’s pretty hilarious.