Isn’t it always amusing when a videogame manages to get a stunning cast together that any movie would be jealous of? That’s just what Mass Effect 2 has. Check it out and weep tears of joy.

Martin Sheen (Apocalypse Now)
Shohreh Aghdashloo (House of Saddam)
Seth Green (Austin Powers)
Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck)
Adam Baldwin (Chuck)
Keith David (If you don’t know, you never will)
Michael Dorn (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
Tricia Helfer (Battlestar Galactica),
Michael Hogan (Battlestar Galactica)
Carrie-Anne Moss (The Matrix)

Here’s the full scoop on each character from the press release-

Esteemed actor Martin Sheen stars as the mysterious Illusive Man who commands Cerberus, a secretive paramilitary organization dedicated to protecting human interests in the galaxy. Yvonne Strahovski plays deadly Cerberus operative Miranda Lawson, who has been genetically engineered for superior mental and physical traits. Returning to the cast from the original Mass Effect is Seth Green as Joker and Keith David as Admiral David Anderson. And rounding out the vocal roster are Tricia Helfer as EDI, the voice of the new Normandy; Carrie-Anne Moss as Aria T’Loak, the crime lord who rules the planet Omega; Shohreh Aghdashloo as Admiral Shala’Raan vas Tonbay; Michael Hogan as Captain Bailey; Adam Baldwin as Kal ‘Reegar; and Michael Dorn as Gatatog Uvenk.

January 26th, people. Have you played through the first one again to brush up?

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