Liam Neeson will continue his streak of having shit stolen from him on film in Dark Castle Entertainment’s Unknown White Male. Instead of his wayward progeny getting yanked though, it will be his identity- with Frank Langella helping him out when the shit goes down. Variety reports that the two will be joined by January Jones and Diane Kruger for the film, which has Neeson awaking from a coma to find someone bogarting his life- boinking his old lady, saving his daughters from takings…

Variety astutely notes Langella’s busy schedule since his much-celebrated turn as Nixon- Wall Street 2 will be graced with his presence, as was Kelly’s recent The Box (the pornographic parody of which can be found at your local adult store, under the title The Box). Diane Kruger, who killed as the lovely Bridget Von Hammersmark in Inglourious Basterds this year, will be playing Neeson’s other ally in his attempt to restore control of his life.

Dark Castle Entertainment’s record is spotty at best, though they occasionally manage a decent flick (certainly dug Orphan earlier this year) and this should be a fun cast to watch work. The thriller is set for 2011, but remains in need of a concrete release date.


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