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12/07 – It IS a happy day!

Photo by Ryan Bean.

Look, I’m not going to mince words. I like me a good ass biscuit. Not that stupid processed stuff you get at the airport but an All-American homegrown biscuit of ass. Full on fluffy, delicate, buttery ass. Like a beefy donut, but smaller. Like a donut hole. They should make ass holes.

Seriously, in this economy $4.99 is a steal for ass biscuits.