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11/19 – “In our neighborhood you’ll never be in a gutter.”

Photo by John Makarewicz.

So, nerds are attaining power. They’re aging and finding jobs where they have a little cachet and this is where it leads us. Not hovercars and that peepsuck machine from THX 1138, but a cul-de-sac with a Yorkish scent. Color me distressed.

I think it’s proof that once you reach the point where you can affect change, you’re so bloated and tired and in need of feeding your kids and paying the bills that something like this is a major rebellion.

Well, at least that means someone probably has a nice split-level on Krull Blvd.

Just steer clear of the Jared-Syn Parkway. A bad element has moved in.