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11/17 – Squatter’s Rights.

Photo by Pierre Raymond.

They say the best things in life are free.

They’re right.

As a young man I bought a tube of Pringles Sour Cream & Onion
chips. This was in the late 80’s I believe. Inside was a whole bunch of
chips and a golf ball sized lump of their sour cream and onion
flavoring spruced up with about 100 dead ants mixed in. I did not eat
that. In fact, if I knew better I probably could have made a nice
amount of dough because I went from being a Pringles addict to being a
Fuck Pringles in the span of one ant ball.