JoBlo has the premiere of the new poster for Salt, the Angeline Jolie spy film where she plays a role vacated by Tom Cruise (how modern! Flipping the gender like that). The poster sort of looks like a TV Guide ad for a new ABC TV series that won’t last eight episodes; I don’t know if I mean that as a put down of the stark design of the poster or a compliment to the graphics artists now designing TV Guide ads.

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