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11/10 – So much more successful than lonelyblueballs.org

Photo by Nick Nunziata.

I’m confused*.

Is this catering to singles who like being single and just simply ejaculating?

Or is it for single people looking for someone to receive their portions?

Or is it for Cheesedick McPherson, the only man whose yield consisted of perfectly wrapped Kraft American slices?

* Actually I’m not. I’m no ding-a-ling, but for the sake of jokes I’ll pretend I didn’t take this photo in a city called Cumming, GA. Which is a joke that just happens to be a real place. The big joke growing up was that my neighborhood town of Alpharetta should be called Throbbing since it’s so close to Cumming. Ah, the South.