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11/06 – Mr. Cookies is dressed as “Getting raped by crustaceans” for Halloween.

Photo by Andrea Rothe.

It’s bad enough that I see muscular dudes carrying tiny little toy dogs around town.
It’s bad enough that folks already allow their love for their pets manifest itself in crazy and over the top ways.
It’s bad enough that people put sweaters on their pets.
It’s bad enough that APPLICABLE Halloween costumes are put on dogs.

Examples of applicable dog costumes:
  • Scooby-Doo
  • Marmaduke
  • Night of the Creeps Dog
  • The Fly 2 Dog (after)
  • Clifford
  • Clifford Curtis
  • Clifton Collins Gonzalez Gonzales Quetzalcohuātl Gonzales Gonzales Collinzalez
  • Dog: The Bounty Hunter
  • 101 Dalmatians (not at once)
  • Jeanne Tripplehorn
  • Inexplicable Survivor (ID4)
  • Shadoe Stevens

But when people are dressing their dog not as a lobster… but as a dog being ridden by a half-lobster with crazy alien eyes, you fucked up, Homes.