I figured in addition to the large List of Dumb
columns that run a couple of times a month it’d be good to give folks a
daily dose, since there’s absolutely no shortage of dumb shit out there
in the world. Help keep this thing going by sending your DUMBS to me
through THIS LINK.
Also, please spread the word through your Tweets and Facebook and
MySpace updates. Though CHUD.com’s not for everyone, stuff like this is!

11/04 – Don’t need to ask me twice!

Photo by Nick Nunziata.

You get signs in the weirdest places on how to proceed in life. Like the sign in LA Story. Like the burning bush in Mt. Horeb Story. Like when my high school guidance counselor asked me to suck his meaty bush.

So, though I was pretty much at peace with the amount of people I was loading, I’m not going to look a gift app in the mouth.

Next CHUD event, I’m gonna plug ya.