I figured in addition to the large List of Dumb
columns that run a couple of times a month it’d be good to give folks a
daily dose, since there’s absolutely no shortage of dumb shit out there
in the world. Help keep this thing going by sending your DUMBS to me
through THIS LINK.
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Photo by Nick Nunziata.

So the Apple Store thinks cock is a bad word, eh? Try taking one in the pooper*!

* Relax, folks. I still have my butt hymen.