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10/29 – The Family of Nuke ‘Em High.

Photo by Christopher Drake.

“Matt’s hoagie’s, bricklaying, and tattoo shop, how can I help you?”

“I need eyes in the back of my head.”

“Don’t we all? I almost got bum rushed by some dude who could read the other day.”

“No I need a tattoo of eyes in the back of my head, but not realistic eyes.
Shitty eyes that wouldn’t make it past the first wave of concepts
for an Insane Clown Posse sticker book.”

“Is this Lyle, the dude I did the Daisy Duck stricken with polio for?”

“None other. You also did my Tawny Kitaen tramp stamp and the Muffit on my belly.”

“Howdy, how’s your wife’s new tat I did?”

“The one of the Greenhouse Effect around her cooch or the
mixed deck of Tarot and Uno cards on her sleeve?”


“The school nurse said you spelt ‘Uno’ wrong, but otherwise…”

“What can I do you for today?”

“Well my kid’s about to be eight and I think it’s about time we cut his ambition and potential in the bud. Can you do a gigantic carnival clown kicking a motor home through goal posts on his chest?”