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10/28 – This shit just writes itself…

Photo by Kenneth Erickson.

Bang your cup to cram more in your mouth.” The young lady is willing and able to take the entire payload. The arrows, which are white and creamy aim deep down inside, urging one to cram as much into the pink as possible. White splatters fill the periphery telling us it’s OK to lose control. To make a mess. It’s biodegradable. It’s just liquid. It’s not going to kill you.

It’s only going to fill you.

You know what? In a world rife with fear of sex, unintentional innuendo, misspent sexual energy, and masked metaphors I’m at peace with an entire wall of a convenience store imploring women to suck a dick. Oh, and enjoy a Slurpee too if you’d like.