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10/27 – “I live in a Cum-De-Sac.”

Photo by Dan Wojciak.

I think this is a good sign that we’re developing as a species. We’ve got streets in every major city devoted to Martin Luther King, Jr. and that’s awesome. We’ve got streets in every major city devoted to Carl Main and Elm Donaldson too.

So why not John Holmes, he of 13+ inch AIDS weewee and owner of the official John Oates hairstyle before Oates himself?

You live on this road and you’re going to have a delightful afternoon EVERY afternoon and it’s conveniently located near good schools [Hedgehog High], a Chambers of Congress, and churches [Lords of Life].