I figured in addition to the large List of Dumb
columns that run a couple of times a month it’d be good to give folks a
daily dose, since there’s absolutely no shortage of dumb shit out there
in the world. Help keep this thing going by sending your DUMBS to me
through THIS LINK.
Also, please spread the word through your Tweets and Facebook and
MySpace updates. Though CHUD.com’s not for everyone, stuff like this is!
10/26 – “Remember the time Michael Winslow came to Dad’s Funeral?”
Photo by Brian Sullivan.
and heard you were the salve our diminished family needs
as we send our beloved into the next phase of existence.”
“I’ve discovered that grief is easily dispatched when I break out my Lee Van Cleef.”
you could brighten our closed casket funeral with a little
Christopher Walken. Maybe mention that the interment
could use a little more cowbell.”
Also, I’ve been practicing my Roy Scheider and could possibly debut it for you fine folks.
‘This was not a boating accident!’. What do you think?”
“Well, what day is your gravesend?”
“Oh, I’m doing a commercial for industrial mayonnaise that day. Find another funeral impersonator.”