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10/20 – “Tastes like Soylent Green.”

Photo by Eric Calkins.

(Transcript from blind taste test)


“You are enjoying the cereal, yes?”

“It’s terrific. Nutty, oaty, and delicious.”

“Like Daryl Hall! I kid. How would it compare to Honey Nut Cheerios?”

“It blows that shit out of the water. There’s something about the taste I can’t peg but love.”

“Our recipe is a secret delight isn’t it.”

“What did the others think of the cereal, the people who came with me?”

“You mean your good friends?”

“Yeah, Omar, Ulysses, and Cindi.”

“Ask them yourself… when you poop them tomorrrow! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!”