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10/15 – I guess he Pastor G-Spot.


Photo by Piet Beerends.

That’s kind of presumptuous. I mean, I’m sure some of his congregation gets their cookie but ALL?

Or is it just a fact. Like everybody poops.

Or, is this an Angus Scrimm scribed command for any who drive past?

Previous entries include:

YOU ALL COME OR I TAKE OFF MY SLIPPERS AND WHIP YOU WITH THEM.
YOU ALL COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
YOU ALL AIN’T SEEN THE TRIGGER EFFECT.
YOU ALL COME WHEN VANESSA HUDGINS SNEAKS POLAROIDS.

As a huge not fan of churches, I like bossy ones even less.