Did anybody doubt that yesterday’s leak of the final Left 4 Dead 2 campaigns was legitimate?
According to the newly released achievements list, Dead Center and Hard Rain will be joining Swamp Fever, Parish, and Dark Carnival in Left 4 Dead 2’s campaign suite. While neither campaign has been officially announced, Dead Center looks like it finally brings the quartet into a shopping mall, and Hard Rain apparently sends your meatpuppets into a soggy industrial park.
Also evident from the achievements list: Valve is good at making these.
PRICE CHOPPER – 20
Survive the Dead Center campaign.
MIDNIGHT RIDER – 20
Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
RAGIN’ CAJUN – 20
Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
WEATHERMAN – 20
Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
BRIDGE BURNER – 20
Survive the Parish campaign.
STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE – 35
Survive all campaigns on Expert.
THE REAL DEAL – 35
Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.
CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES – 30
Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.
HEAD HONCHO – 15
Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
CLUB DEAD – 15
Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
CHAIN OF COMMAND – 15
Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
TANK BURGER – 30
Kill a Tank with melee weapons.
SHOCK JOCK – 30
Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
THE QUICK AND THE DEAD – 30
Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
ARMORY OF ONE – 15
Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
BURNING SENSATION – 15
Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
DISMEMBERMENT PLAN – 20
Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
SEPTIC TANK – 15
Use a bile bomb on a Tank.
CRASS MENAGERIE – 30
Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
DEAD IN THE WATER – 20
Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
ROBBED ZOMBIE – 15
Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
CL0WND – 15
Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
FRIED PIPER – 15
Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
LEVEL A CHARGE – 15
Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
ACID REFLEX – 15
Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
A RIDE DENIED – 15
Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
STACHE WHACKER – 15
Prove you are faster than Moustachio.
GONG SHOW – 15
Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.
GUARDIN’ GNOME – 30
Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.
WING AND A PRAYER – 30
Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.
SOB STORY – 30
Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
VIOLENCE IN SILENCE – 30
Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any
BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER – 30
Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.
HEARTWARMER – 20
In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.
STRENGTH IN NUMBERS – 15
Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.
QUALIFIED RIDE – 15
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
BACK IN THE SADDLE – 15
As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET – 20
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter’s acid patch.
GREAT EXPECTORATIONS – 15
As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS – 15
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
SCATTERING RAM – 20
As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.
MEAT TENDERIZER – 20
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.
LONG DISTANCE CARRIER – 15
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
BEAT THE RUSH – 15
In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.
HUNTING PARTY – 15
Win a game of Scavenge.
GAS GUZZLER – 20
Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
CACHE AND CARRY – 20
Collect – 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.
SCAVENGE HUNT – 15
Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
FUEL CRISIS – 15
Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.
GAS SHORTAGE – 30
Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
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