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10/04 – Don’t get caught neckin’ here!


Photo by Joel Kimble.

“I need directions to your house at 11 Manitou Way.”

“Take the highway and get off on Curtis Boulevard. Turn left on Manitou Way.
We’re the first house on the right, you can’t Misquamicus.”


What is The Manitou Way? It’s a little like The Cowboy Way, except Kiefer Sutherland comes out of your back.

What does a Manitou weigh? Here’s the math:

YOUR WEIGHT – CLOTHING + INDIAN MEDICINE MAN x 1



A Dumb a Day message board thread.