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10/03 – A Precocious (and perfect) Understanding of the Law.
Photo by Matthew Day
If only life in law enforcement were so simple. You wake up, comb your mustache, hop in the cruiser, & Handcuff sister.
But there’s all that training and paperwork. Going down to the chip shop to gather pieces until there’s enough to position ever-so-perfectly on your shoulder to allow yourself to walk around with it there for all to see. This little jerk has NO idea how many steps it’s going to take between day one of training until he’s finally able to officially handcuff the shit out of his sister. At least as an OFFICIAL officer of the law.
Shit, might as well keep playing the home game. Sounds like it’s paying off in spades.
A Dumb a Day message board thread.